We’ve been decorating our bathroom (slowly but surely) over the last couple of week, and by far my favourite part of the process has been laughing at some of the pretentious, undescriptive paint names that I’ve come across when deciding what colours to go with. (Farrow and Ball are, unsurprisingly, by far the most hilarious culprits.)Here are some of my favourites!
Almost?? I want Oyster or nothing
I might start using this word to mean lunch + cocktails.
Nothing about my cat is this colour. Oh, wait…there is one thing.
Is this mole seriously ill?
Yeah, like salmon…but if it was DEAD.
Steady on, Nancy.
Crown have nailed it – this is by far the politest colour.
Banana Dream 2
Do bananas dream of yellow sheep?
And I saved my favourite until last:
Named after Richard Gere? George Clooney? Pierce Brosnan? No, I think that’s the exact shade of Philip Schofield’s hair.